Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it hurts more in the daytime
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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