I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
