When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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