Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
