It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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