Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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