i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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