He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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