Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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