so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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