Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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