Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
my shit smells like andre
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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