I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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