I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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