when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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