omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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