Your tits are I can't wait for
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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