I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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