I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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