I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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