Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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