Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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