Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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