His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I hate all girls vehemently.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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