Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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