I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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