The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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