make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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