First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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