you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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