How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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