Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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