I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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