Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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