Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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