you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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