can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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