Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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