I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
