Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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