afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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