census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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