Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
