I skipped work to stalk him.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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