She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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