laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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