Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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