Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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