Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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