we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He keeps bees of course he's weird
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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