No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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