I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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