Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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